“I Carried a Watermelon”

From "their" dumpster, to my home.

I've challenged my eating and drinking habits recently. Me before: eating whatever, drinking cheap wine. Probably to dull the pain of eating food I didnt choose. Me now: spending a little cash on veggies, avoiding junk, saving money by not drinking. I am SHOCKED to report: I feel kind of awesome! I am NOT condoning dumpster food! I am just questioning my choice to not choose. Its nice to have the surprise of dumpstered wares. (And wears!) But...I kinda of have to reflect, with the clarity of a sober person...uh, what was I thinking? That I could just magically manifest what I need from the dumpster, that what is in the dumpster is what I need?

Hmm...So I start eating healthy, and making the choice to pass by toxic stuff (however delicious) and here appears a perfect little watermelon. Power of the mind?

When Hypochondriacs Have an Attack

I just had what I would consider a great little dive.

Good things I use a lot: organic pastas, weird Chinatown novelties, salt (which I've been spilling a lot lately :O !!!), splenda, which I am out of (oh bite me I know its fake sugar! I am not sugar deprived, I make up for it in wine and cookies), hot cocoa, detox teas...I'm happy to find it, but in a way it makes me sad. The whole find is indicative of neuroses. Obsession with health related items is a known mental disorder, and the person probably got rid of all of this if not in a move, than in an attack. Sad...really really really sad...Anyhoo...who wants organic pasta with mushrooms and hot cocoa???